He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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