If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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