Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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