We won't sleep together?
Porn is love you can see.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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