even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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