The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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