Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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