He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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