I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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