But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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