Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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