He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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