Sry I called you an 8
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
do nipples grow back?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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