That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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