I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Randomize
