so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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