I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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