Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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