I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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