just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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