Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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