Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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