even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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