He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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