it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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