Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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