Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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