Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so let's talk penis.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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