Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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