I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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