do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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