I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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