Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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