i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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