escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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