With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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