ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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