Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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