it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's blow job season.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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