You work out of a Hotel?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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