is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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