She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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