I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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