just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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