Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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