I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Mom said you looked used
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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