I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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