Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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