dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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