I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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