You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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