well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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