Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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