i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just gargled with NyQuil
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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