Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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