this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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