But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He did a backflip because drugs
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