apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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