But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dick very happy bro
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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