stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I skipped work to stalk him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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