Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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