big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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